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Slowing down folks on the expressway paves for way for healthy 'collections'
I received a text message from the National Transport Safety Association claiming that I had exceeded a speed limit and there was a fine to be paid.
By Peter Kimani 7 days ago
Slowing down folks on the expressway paves for way for healthy 'collections'
The Nanyuki road is getting paved, on paper, but that won't stop you from getting stuck
I have no doubt that those shouting from the sunroof of their SUVs are speaking the truth when they enumerate the numbers of kilometres that have been paved in recent years.
By Peter Kimani 7 days ago
The Nanyuki road is getting paved, on paper, but that won't stop you from getting stuck
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Parable of PLO's hammer-lifting mosquitoes, and professorial pecking order in Kisumu fete
PLO’s public spat over Peter Anyang’ Nyong’o’s late arrival at a Kisumu event offers a humorous look at academic ego, political protocol and the pecking order among Kenya’s professors.
By Peter Kimani 14 days ago
Parable of PLO's hammer-lifting mosquitoes, and professorial pecking order in Kisumu fete
Go well, Ithe wa Wangari, a gentle giant who was ahead of his time
Josiah Mwangi Njema, dead and set to be buried tomorrow.
By Peter Kimani 14 days ago
Go well, Ithe wa Wangari, a gentle giant who was ahead of his time
Why there is method to Ruto's chaos of creating and solving major crises
While critics condemn President Ruto on misusing the office, Ruto believes that Kenya has never being this good.
By Peter Kimani 14 days ago
Why there is method to Ruto's chaos of creating and solving major crises
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Sun, sand and prayer as Woman's Guild deployed to run church beach hotel
The Presbyterian Church is running a side hustle on the Kenyan coast by way of a beach hotel called Milele, meaning everlasting, and evocative of the Biblical lingo.
By Peter Kimani 21 days ago
Sun, sand and prayer as Woman's Guild deployed to run church beach hotel
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IG Kanja unveils 'Anti-Abduction' team to probe "Abduction Squad' in police service
IG Douglas Kanja, without any sense of irony, has deployed an Anti-Abduction Squad to investigate the Abduction Unit that reportedly operates within the National Police Service.
By Peter Kimani 21 days ago
IG Kanja unveils 'Anti-Abduction' team to probe "Abduction Squad' in police service
Oyeeee! Presidential jet is back, so why is no one celebrating?
News just in is that the presidential jet, Harambee One, is back home after year-long overhaul in The Netherlands, where it was manufactured.
By Peter Kimani 21 days ago
Oyeeee! Presidential jet is back, so why is no one celebrating?
Secret police unit mops up gas cylinders for next polls operation
Police impound 200k cylinders of gas at Hurlingam.
By Peter Kimani 28 days ago
Secret police unit mops up gas cylinders for next polls operation
As new police uniform is unveiled, we should consider home clothes for a change
A new police uniform is set to be unveiled but home clothes should be more preffered since police uniform has lost authority and public trust.
By Peter Kimani 28 days ago
As new police uniform is unveiled, we should consider home clothes for a change
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Prezzo UK's been out of power for four long years,why won't we let him be?
Ruto’s former “hustler vs dynasty” narrative has become less convincing as his own political and economic establishment has grown.
By Peter Kimani 28 days ago
Prezzo UK's been out of power for four long years,why won't we let him be?
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Homa Bay offers vital lesson on mainstreaming 'goons' to national security apparatus
The Homa Bay goons did not even try donning hoods and masks to disguise their identity, they considered their work proper and necessary job, so there was no need to hide.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Homa Bay offers vital lesson on mainstreaming 'goons' to national security apparatus
Congratulations to Dennis and Zakia on this 'Furahi' day with a difference
I have been assigned the role of chief “goon,” which means providing security to the groom, just in case he has a change of mind and tries to sneak away.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Congratulations to Dennis and Zakia on this 'Furahi' day with a difference
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Irony of Ruto's packed 'town hall' to answer own questions, as patients wait for miracle
President Ruto has been preaching about the miracles of SHA and his government’s performance in delivering healthcare, yet some patients are suffering after incurring huge bills.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Irony of Ruto's packed 'town hall' to answer own questions, as patients wait for miracle
Going up the Ngong Hills in the fog of the season's end, confronting life's enduring lessons
Going up the Ngong Hills in the fog of the season’s end, confronting life’s enduring lessons
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Going up the Ngong Hills in the fog of the season's end, confronting life's enduring lessons
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The walls of Kilgoris and parable of divide between rich and poor
As for the peasants who neighbour Ruto's expansive ranch in Kilgoris, they should be reminded that we don’t choose our neighbours
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
The walls of Kilgoris and parable of divide between rich and poor
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For the sake of good neighbourliness, let Somali leaders keep Kenyan IDs
For the sake of good neighbourliness, let Somali leaders keep Kenyan IDs
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
For the sake of good neighbourliness, let Somali leaders keep Kenyan IDs
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Ruto's vision of future blighted by nationwide blackout and 'pandisa'
Right from the start, this was bound to end badly. You don’t interrupt Kenyans on a random night, so close to month-end, to tell them nothing in lofty English and pandisa.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Ruto's vision of future blighted by nationwide blackout and 'pandisa'
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Pull a seat and listen, Health PS Muthoni has gripping rabbit story out of her 'hekaya' bag
An opinion piece criticises Health PS Mary Muthoni over conflicting claims on the Laikipia quarantine facility, accusing the government of contradictory messaging.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Pull a seat and listen, Health PS Muthoni has gripping rabbit story out of her 'hekaya' bag
Correction and clarification on the inauguration of Ngugi arts centre
Ngũgĩ’s global literary influence, his decades-long exile, and his unwavering focus on Kenya in his writings despite living abroad.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Correction and clarification on the inauguration of Ngugi arts centre
We're back to the 'Dark Ages,' even as the sun shines brightly on this our great land
Kenya should accelerate the adoption of solar energy and other renewable energy sources to improve electricity reliability and reduce dependence on the national grid.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
We're back to the 'Dark Ages,' even as the sun shines brightly on this our great land
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Ruto's last-ditch effort to steer 'goonverment' as El-Nino floods loom
Through parody, the author questions Ruto's administration's handling of economic challenges, political criticism, and disaster preparedness while commenting on Kenya's broader political landscape.
By Peter Kimani 1 month ago
Ruto's last-ditch effort to steer 'goonverment' as El-Nino floods loom
Free university is possible if Prezzo Ruto declares, because he knows what he's doing
Since President Ruto has declared public universities will be fully funded by the government, he knows where the extra money will come from.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Free university is possible if Prezzo Ruto declares, because he knows what he's doing
'Oro Karao' poll numbers don't add up, use songs to decipher political meaning
The Ol Kalou by-elections exposed limits to the effectiveness of government spending,and the influence by state in shaping electoral outcomes, while declining grassroot support.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
'Oro Karao' poll numbers don't add up, use songs to decipher political meaning
Limuru's calling, as Ngugi wa Thiong'o Centre unveiled, Kombani launches book
Writers, books, and cultural institutions are important in documenting history, preserving memory, and fostering public reflection.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Limuru's calling, as Ngugi wa Thiong'o Centre unveiled, Kombani launches book
Of rastas and the holy herb, and the miracle of comely lady of 60
The local Rasta community turned up at the High Court for a ruling in a case that sought to legalise marijuana, commonly known as bangi, for spiritual nourishment.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Of rastas and the holy herb, and the miracle of comely lady of 60
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The refinery fit for Lamu is that of 'creative minds' if only we use our heads
Tycoon Aliko Dangote wants to build an oil refinery in Lamu, a delicate ecosystem, where motoring has been prohibited since the beginning of time.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
The refinery fit for Lamu is that of 'creative minds' if only we use our heads
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Smelling a rat in Ol-Kalou, and the magic of IEBC's new inventory of electoral offences
The police deployment in Ol Kalou by-election was as large as the number of registered voters after IEBC threatened to cancel the poll over widespread violence.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Smelling a rat in Ol-Kalou, and the magic of IEBC's new inventory of electoral offences
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Mbeere North folks discover 'power' is transient, as Kenya Power moves transformers
There is a relationship between politics, public infrastructure, and electoral competition in Kenya as Mbeere North gets lit up.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Mbeere North folks discover 'power' is transient, as Kenya Power moves transformers
People of Ol-Kalao say: It's our turn to eat, but don't think with bellies
As witnessed in Ol Kalou, development initiatives should not coincide with political contests
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
People of Ol-Kalao say: It's our turn to eat, but don't think with bellies
Pssst...free things don't count, but don't let politicians know
As the Ol-Kalou campaigns continue , politicians should know that they cannot buy trust
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Pssst...free things don't count, but don't let politicians know
Folks at Bella fam are industrious as the bees, and just as diligent
Folks at Bella Fam are industrious as the bees, and just as diligent
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Folks at Bella fam are industrious as the bees, and just as diligent
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'Hapa wizi tu:' Our thieving ways turning Kenya into failed State
Corruption has become deeply embedded in society, affecting public institutions, businesses, and ordinary citizens alike.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
'Hapa wizi tu:' Our thieving ways turning Kenya into failed State
An unholy alliance as independent media in East Africa come under severe assault
East African governments are alleged to be suppressing independent media, political opposition, and civic activism.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
An unholy alliance as independent media in East Africa come under severe assault
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Yes, it's true, Duale's problem is that he's ill-informed about US quarantine facility in Laikipia
Health CS Aden Duale dodged jail-time for contempt of court by claiming he “misunderstood” the two court orders halting the construction of a quarantine facility for US Ebola patients.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Yes, it's true, Duale's problem is that he's ill-informed about US quarantine facility in Laikipia
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Bouquets on razor wire in Parliament a paean to youth remembrance
All the mourning mothers wanted was a roll call for the sons and daughters felled by police bullets.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
Bouquets on razor wire in Parliament a paean to youth remembrance
With a national lockdown on, banks busy soliciting business
I received unsolicited advice from two financial institutions on Thursday, which means they were busy at work while the rest of the country was on lockdown.
By Peter Kimani 2 months ago
With a national lockdown on, banks busy soliciting business
Belated birthday wishes to Willy Mutunga, our true liberation hero
What’s remarkable about his reflections of those times is his equanimity and complete lack of bitterness.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Belated birthday wishes to Willy Mutunga, our true liberation hero
Parable of bees pursuit of authentic harvest, as human merchants go 'bananas'
Government officials have defended the Ebola facility as a preparedness measure, while critics have questioned the process, public participation, and compliance with court orders.
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
Parable of bees pursuit of authentic harvest, as human merchants go 'bananas'
It's that season of June, again, looking back to help us move forward
In a few days, the nation will be gripped in the fever of June 25th, now memorialised as a touchstone in our political evolution
By Peter Kimani 3 months ago
It's that season of June, again, looking back to help us move forward
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